Your UNIX fortune:

I can see the headlines now: Cargo Plane/Truck Carrying Entire Usenet Archive
Crashes in Freak Storm/Freak Traffic Accident
-- Bruce Tomlin
Near the crash site, a discarded rocket launcher was found, with a note
attached: "X-No-Archive: YES, FUCKING YES YES YES".
-- Juergen Nieveler

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